This week on Lost people we idea were dead are alive people we thought were alive are kind of dead Smokey gets homesick the Losties check out the Temple of Doom and we finally land at LAX.

Previously on Lost...

Juliet exploded the H-bomb to some unhappytinkly piano music so she could reset time...

...and Jacob quite literally died in a fire.

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So Jack is on this plane looking out at the fluffy white clouds thinking about how that one over there looks love a enormouspuffy Vicodin when Cindy walks by.

Despite needing a stronger drink like I need a hole in the head she once again gives Jack another tiny bottle of booze just like before and we're like "OH HEY I REMEMBER THIS PUT YOUR TRAYS INTO THE UPRIGHT POSITION PEOPLE!"

AND THE PLANE STARTS SHAKING AND BUMPING AROUND AND WE'RE LIKE "OMG THIS IS IT THEY ARE TOTALLY CRASHING AGAIN..."

...BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT RIGHT?

But then Rose is like "You can let leave now...and you can haltwhimpering now too...pussy."

And we're confused because while Rose is acting like she has no thoughtwhat could have just happened the Jears ghosts of Jack's past glistening in his eyes seem to be telling us otherwise!!

And Bernard's like "During all that turbulence I was in the bathroom and I spelled out S.O.S. in urine but I have no idea why..."

So then Jack runs into the bathroom and notices his neck bleeding and he's like "Either I clipmyself shaving or I was just magically transported into a parallel universe when an H-bomb exploded on an peninsula full of mysteries and this blood is from a wound I got while in a gunfight with a bunch of mathematicians and hippies...hmmm..."

So we're all thinking "OKAY so the bomb worked and now time was set back to 2004 and everything is exactly as it should be right?" that is until DESMOND is all like "Hey Brothah mind if I sit here?" and we're all like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!??????????"